“Алые паруса” в 21-м веке)))

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– Вот скажи честно, Сёма, что ты ко мне испытываешь? – Терпение, Люся… Громадное терпение…

A couple of short ones

A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunchtime. She said ‘sorry about the wait’. I said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll find a way to lose it eventually’.

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since nearly all of the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works best!